As I don’t have a lot to say lately about the wedding, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/78958062.html
In case it ever goes away, here is the contents of this classified ad:
help me add some humor to my friend’s wedding
I am looking for a few (possibly 3-5) large men to dress up as pirates and ride motorcycles through my friend’s wedding. He is having it at some vinyard upstate, so you can come from different directions (i.e. through the rows of grape plants). I’d be willing to pay extra if you could outfit your motorcycle in some sort of pirate ship theme (eg. mast, plank, cannons, wooden pirate ship shell, etc).
This is in late July. I’m not sure what the going rate for something like this is, so hit me with your best offer.
Note that you must have your own pirate costumes and bikes but I can probably help with eyepatches. Wooden legs a plus.
Most excellent. Credit to Garrett for sending it out at work.